Bacon Bandages

When the idea of hiding a cut is too much for you

Some people like the idea of hiding their cuts and gashes, covering up the open wound with some skin-colored bandage that keeps it nice, hidden & clean… this product is not for those people.

Bacon Bandages are an instant conversation starter, you can imagine pretty clearly how it goes in your head.

“Is that bacon on your knee?”
“Yes, yes it is.”

After a few days of these bad boys, you’ll wonder why they even sell the other (unbaconated? unbaconized?) covers, and every time you hear the sizzle, or sniff the sweet yet scent of bacon cooking your bones will ache with the ghosts of injuries past.

Bacon Bandages on Amazon