Subtle Butts

The perfect passive aggressive gift, or is it just aggressive aggressive?

While the word subtle is thrown around a lot, with “subtle butts” you can give the not-so-subtle gift of fresh air to your family at the next gathering, or the also not-so-subtle signal to your “funny uncle” that he’s got a problem and also that he’s not allowed any more beans.

All things considered, I’m a little afraid to fart into one of these bad boys and confirm fully that it neutralizes all that it says it neutralizes, so I’m open to any feedback as to the efficacy here. I do get the impression that they’re more than a square of fabric, evilly cut and marketed to those struggling with the all too real problem of less-than-subtle butts.

Subtle Butts on Amazon