While some designers use traditional leather, some use crocodile leather, and some snake, the larger underappreciated leather in the world of fashion is definitely that of the humble toad.

Now it’s one thing to use leather from a toad, but another thing entirely to use the entire creature. In our case, and honestly, what I would consider the only humane case this is faux toad leather, but being fake as it is it doesn’t leave out any of the nitty-gritty pocks, warts, and imperfections that make it so beautiful.

One this is for certain though, if you take this toad out on the town you’ll be the talk of the streets and shops, and I’d almost go so far as to say you’ll be as far as possible of a target for anyone looking to shadily sneak-thief your purse away.

No, you didn’t turn yourself into a pickle, but you did the next best thing which is getting a wonderful yodeling pickle, keeping it in your pocket for the rest of your life, and learning the wonderful yodeling techniques that have been handed down pickle to pickle for generations.

After you’ve got one of these bad boys in your possession, you’ll never need to smash that like or subscribe button again, the only button that you’ll be interested in is the small green button that gets your pickle yodeling.

Soon or later you’ll be listening to yodeling tutorials and painting your face green and dreaming of that sweet pickling vinegar bath, and small jars growing dust in the root cellar.

Do you ever have a feeling that your house is just too nice, and you’re just too relaxed, and that maybe 8 to 9 hours of peaceful uninterrupted sleep is giving you too much of a positive excited attitude heading into the day, then the answer to these problems is clear, there just aren’t enough clowns on the walls of your house.

With just one small artwork you’ll find that people have an odd cold feeling as they enter your house, and that strange chill that crawls down your spine will become an hourly, if not minute-ly thing, this alone will save you on cooling in those hot summers.

You’ll also find that after you get just a single clown on your wall they may just naturally duplicate, and sooner (rather than later) you’ll be replacing pictures of your family, and relatives with more of these classy clowns.

By now you’ve probably completed all the projects in the wonderful “crafting with cat hair” and with it, your cat’s own hair supply is extremely depleted. While you wait for that hair to build up again you have a couple of choices, the first would be to get another cat the other though, is to begin a new cat-based journey, and I believe my friend, that dance is that journey.

You’ll need to start slow, limbering up those arms and legs of yours, and slowly advance into some of the more elaborate techniques often involving sheets and toy-esque elements to get your sweet kitties onto those back legs and into some incredible dance positions.

Sooner or later it’ll be kittie and the nutcracker performing in a theater near you, and roses of adulation will be filling your sweet sweet home.

While we technically are giving and receiving this gift at any given moment, the special thing about this gift of nothing is its extremely professional wrapping, highlighting that while you are lucky to be getting a gift even a piece of coal would be nicer.

Truly this gift will be an instant hit in white elephants, as well as a great bonus for your top working employees (again, the wrapping is the key here)

It’s a little tricky to recommend this one, as you definitely have all the ingredients at home to give this as a gift, but then again the art direction and effort into mass producing these, as well as the obvious irony is quite beautiful.

This birthday card definitely falls into the #1 smart and evil ideas on this site, there are a few well-thought-out features that make it as elaborate as it is. In fact, I can give you a very clear play-by-play of how this goes.

1. Gift the card, and everyone is happy
2. Someone presses the button, which behind a painful never-ending tune
3. Everyone starts to go insane, trying to hide said card
4. Someone gets the smart idea to rip open the card to pull out the battery
5. Glitter and confetti everywhere
6. Friendship over, everyone is sad

Now that’s said, you can go into the idea of gifting this card with the entire 1 possible scenario completely drawn out and clear in your head. Honestly more much needs to be said.

Want to look cool and strong in front of your family or co-workers, then dedicating most of your waking hours to Play Visions Nose Aerobics is the fastest path. Soon you’ll be swinging that muscular neck, flicking that smooth-skinned nose back and forth, and swishing that small orange ball, all net, every time.

Now the word on the street in these bad boys are discontinued, and we can only really assume that some key component has been mined to extinction, and there can’t be any more made.

And as a final note, and I do feel that this needs to be said, you do not need a description to wear these, they are not produced by Warby Parker, and there are no lenses… that said, I guess if you do have a prescription you won’t be able to wear these over your glasses, so you might have to break out the contacts and get hooping!

Yes the quality is fuzzy, yes the tape can catch, and yes you can’t pause the picture without a fuzz of lines making it very difficult to see the screen, but at the end of the day, there’s nothing that brings on the nostalgia quite like a wild night with the VHS blaring.

Now that we’ve addressed the homey quality of VHS we can get into the real meat of the review, and that’s how much your cats will be enthralled by over an hour of uninterrupted squirrel & bird action along with the sound quality that only a video can bring.

So picture this, it is a Friday night, and you think it might be nice to run out for a quick pizza but “oh no!” you’re cats are here and the neighbor’s cat is sleeping over the night, welp, dust off the VHS, slap on this bad boi, and you’ve bought yourself some sweet sweet time. Just remember to rewind when you’ve finished it, lest you spoil the show next time!

You could covet cashmere, fine Marino wool, or beautiful soft mink, but with this book, your eyes will be opened to the wonderful world of your cat’s own hair. And I don’t mean the hair that covers every piece of your regular clothes, no no, with this you’ll start to think bigger, muuuuch bigger.

BUT, before we think bigger we have to remember that every Versace in the world (even the cat hair kind) has to start small, and in this case that means harvesting, and binding together your lovely kittens shedding hair. From there, Crafting With Cat Hair will guide you through small finger puppets up to bigger and better things, opening the world to your new cat hair adorned future!

Sushhh the little vegetarian angel on your shoulder, unicorn meat is here to stay, 100% natural 100% rainbows, and 100% sparkling beauty into this fantastic, stackable, doomsday prepper-approved cans, that may hold unicorn, or what my light research has told me, may hold some kind of weighty can filler.

With a shifty USDA “rating”, graded under the “mentally alert supervision”, this prank can has it all, and while there are no promises that you won’t be able to resist whipping out the can opener and cutting it open out of curiosity (it did kill the cat), or out of primal hunger at 2am one thing is for sure, this can sit beautifully at the back of your cupboard amongst the beans, collecting some slight rust, and waiting for its moment in the sunshine!